Made in China

Tage: I wish Christmas was everyday.
Mom: We can't have Christmas everyday.
Tage: How come? I wish it was.
Mom: Because it takes the elves all year long to make enough toys for all the children around the world.
Tage: Well they didn't make my dirt bike I got last year.
Mom: What?! Why do you say that?
Tage: Then how come it says 'Made in China' on it?
Mom: Well Santa orders parts from China and the elves assemble it.